DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!
**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
AlL i GoTtA dO iS sEnD iT tO a FeW oThEr MoThErFuCkErS? cOuNt Me In, ThIs ShIt Is ThE bIgGeSt FuCkIn BiTcH-NiNjA'd MiRaClE tO aLl GeT mE nOtIfIeD wHeN's WeDnEsDaY?
DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!
**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt
this seems like something that would annoy karkat dont you think?
DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!
**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt
Here is a good day wish to you! How are you doing, Gamzee?
((OOC: Nevermind that this is the first tag from her I am so sorry I'm admittedly not used to having another troll at all I feel awful.))
[Yes, Snake is re-sending this and Gamzee is on the small list of people he knows. He might just be terrified that something bad will happen if he doesn't send it along.]
DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!
**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
gamzee-san!!!!! i had a great idea!!!!!! i asked tobias-san if he wants to come travel with us!!!!!! and he said okay!!!!!! so now i just need to make sure it's ok with you!!! i figured it probably would be but just making sure!!
also he seemed kind of weird when i asked idk why?? do you think he's upset about something??? oh don't tell him i asked you that!!!!
hehe i don't know what that means but i like him!! he's really cool and nice!!!!!
and i don't know exactly but he started going all lowercase and he was like "well i guess if you waaant me to come"!!! like what does that even mean?? does he think we don't want to travel with him???? because i sure do!!!!!!
like a welcome party???? oh gamzee-san you're a genius!!!!! i'm sure that will make him feel right at home!!!! i'm so excited!!!!!! i hope he will be too!!!!!
NaH oNlY oThEr PaRtY i Be HeArIn AbOuT BaCk HiVe Be A cOrPsE pArTy. AnD tHe DaRk CaRnIvAl Of MoThErFuCkIn CoUrSe ( WhIcH iS sOoN tO cOmE ) BuT uHhH i DuNnO gUeSs It'S jUsT a TrOlL cLoWn ThAnG wE gOt PiLeS oF sHiT
oh so you mean it's like a funeral!! and you just call it a party!!! i think i get it!! we call them funerals and we usually burn the dead people up too and then bury them!!! i've never been to one myself but i wouldn't really call them a party!!! i guess you guys do though!!! i'm sorry if people you know have died!!!! :,(
yeah we take the dead people ashes and bury them in the ground!! then we put this rock over where we buried them that has their name on it!!! at your corpse parties do you have a picture of the dead person and you tell stories about them??? people do that at funerals where i come from!!
NaH i ThInK iT jUsT kInDa GeTs ThE bUrN oN aIn'T tHaT mUcH pIcTuRe TaKiN aNd ShIt EiThEr NeVeR bEeN tO oNe To Be FuCkIn HoNeSt WiTh YoU pInKsIs ThInK tHeSe WeLcOmE pArTiEs Be HeLlA mOrE cApRiCiOuS hOnK :o)
yeah i agree!!!!!! let's not talk about funerals or corpse parties or whatever!!! that's just depressing!! let's focus on the amazing party we're gonna throw for tobias-san instead!!!!! ^___^
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**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt
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[ omfg
u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush
u will get kissed by ur crush
u will get kissed
kissed
crush ]
WhOoOa HoOoLy ShIt
I WiLl?? :oOOOO
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[Maybe???? They don't know, they don't even have crushes]
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cOuNt Me In, ThIs ShIt Is ThE bIgGeSt FuCkIn BiTcH-NiNjA'd MiRaClE tO aLl GeT mE nOtIfIeD
wHeN's WeDnEsDaY?
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text; 8/14
**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt
this seems like something that would annoy karkat dont you think?
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WoAh
[ wait ........
hONKS REALLY LOUDLY another one!!!!! ]
ShIt YoU gOt It ToO?
uHhH
i DuNnO
sEeMs PrEtTy FuCkIn LeGiT
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i think someone was sending them to everyone
and i was a little bored so
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dOeS tHaT mEaN iT's GoNnA gO dOwN tWiCe?
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prepare yourself for lots of good luck i guess?
8/14; Text
**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt
Here is a good day wish to you! How are you doing, Gamzee?
((OOC: Nevermind that this is the first tag from her I am so sorry I'm admittedly not used to having another troll at all I feel awful.))
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ThIs DaY jUsT aBoUt To TuRn Up!
HoNk HoNk HoNk HoNk
FlIpPiNg My MoThErFuCkIn HoRnS mAn, ChEcK iT
iT's A mIrAcLe
( don't worry about it! i'm glad to finally get to tag with you uwu )
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I'm not so sure it's a miracle, Gamzee.
It's simply a chain mail.
Though clearly if you follow the instructions it can lead to a few miracles.
:)
[Because why would chain mail lie to you. Much less, why would Rose lie to you? That's right, neither would.
Better start forwarding this message.]
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uHhH aLsO
wHo ThE fUcK iS tHiS aGaIn?
CaN't ReMeMbEr AnYfUcKeR i KnOw WiTh ThAt InK . . .
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DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!
**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt
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HeLl YeAh
text
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It FiTs WhAt I bE fEeLiN aNd iT's WhAt I bE gEtTiNg ThE mOsT fUcKiN cOmFy WiTh.
LiKe HoW y'AlL tYpE!
HoNk.
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[text] backdated to 10-1
i had a great idea!!!!!!
i asked tobias-san if he wants to come travel with us!!!!!! and he said okay!!!!!!
so now i just need to make sure it's ok with you!!!
i figured it probably would be but just making sure!!
also he seemed kind of weird when i asked idk why??
do you think he's upset about something???
oh don't tell him i asked you that!!!!
[text]
ToBrO's CoMiN aLoNg ToO?
fUcK yEaH tHaT dUdE's OnE fRoStY mOtHeRfUcKeR!!
hOnK
yOuR tYpInG's ZiPpEd ShUt WiTh Me SiStEr.
UhHhH
wHaT'd He AlL sAy?
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he's really cool and nice!!!!!
and i don't know exactly but he started going all lowercase and he was like "well i guess if you waaant me to come"!!!
like what does that even mean??
does he think we don't want to travel with him????
because i sure do!!!!!!
[text]
HmMm
SoUnDs LiKe He WaNtS tO cOmE cUz YoU wAnT tO? tHaTs CoOl, RiGhT?
lEtS tHrOw HiM a VaSt FuCkIn WeLcOmIn To FeEl AlL cOmFy aNd ShIt HaHa
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oh gamzee-san you're a genius!!!!!
i'm sure that will make him feel right at home!!!!
i'm so excited!!!!!!
i hope he will be too!!!!!
[text]
I aM? hOw'D tHaT hApPeN?
[ but that aside— parties!! parties sound fun. ]
I'lL gEt My HoNk HoRnS iNtO pIlE hEhE :o)
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i don't know what that means but it sounds fun!!!!!
is a honk horn pile something you do to party where you come from???
i'll tell tobias-san!!!!!
[text]
AnD tHe DaRk CaRnIvAl Of MoThErFuCkIn CoUrSe ( WhIcH iS sOoN tO cOmE )
BuT uHhH
i DuNnO gUeSs It'S jUsT a TrOlL cLoWn ThAnG
wE gOt PiLeS oF sHiT
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corpse party????
[ Mimi doesn't always understand everything Gamzee says, but this is coming through loud and clear. ]
does that mean anything other than a party with dead bodies????!!!!!!!
ewwww!!!!!!!!!!
[text]
iT's WhAt ThEy AlL uSuAlLy Do WhEn YoU gOt A lIfElEsS bOd On YoUr PrOnGs!
BuRn Em Up I tHiNk
[text]
gamzee-san that's weird!!!!!!!!!
your world is weird and kind of gross maybe!!!!!!
[text]
AiN't ReAlLy AlL tHaT fUn WhEn SoMeOnE yOu GoT yOuR hEaRt CloSe To Up AnD dIeS :o(
WhAt Do Y'aLl Do WhEn A bRoThEr KiCkS tHe TiN?
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i think i get it!!
we call them funerals and we usually burn the dead people up too and then bury them!!!
i've never been to one myself but i wouldn't really call them a party!!!
i guess you guys do though!!!
i'm sorry if people you know have died!!!! :,(
[text]
dOn'T gOt NoNe Of ThAt BuT mOtHeRfUcK iF iT dOn'T hUrT sOmE.
BuRy ThEm? :oO
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then we put this rock over where we buried them that has their name on it!!!
at your corpse parties do you have a picture of the dead person and you tell stories about them???
people do that at funerals where i come from!!
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aIn'T tHaT mUcH pIcTuRe TaKiN aNd ShIt EiThEr
NeVeR bEeN tO oNe To Be FuCkIn HoNeSt WiTh YoU pInKsIs
ThInK tHeSe WeLcOmE pArTiEs Be HeLlA mOrE cApRiCiOuS
hOnK :o)
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let's not talk about funerals or corpse parties or whatever!!! that's just depressing!!
let's focus on the amazing party we're gonna throw for tobias-san instead!!!!!
^___^