( TEXT | ACTION FOR VIOLET CITY )
Jul. 30th, 2014 06:07 pmyo my brothers and bitches!! what is up and good in the frostiest of these motherfuckin hoods????
hahah honk :o)
check it, this sickass motherfucker told this hilarious fuckin noise at me the other day.
i thought "daaaamn, i should be all getting to pass this shit around!!"
like the friendship disease we all know and love.
i kind of forgot at the time? but fuck now that we're all waiting on this capriharsh ragestorm the sky's all raining down, mothefuckin gamzee's got his remembering kicking alls the gears alive and honking.
gonna get my sharing into the quickest of motions and throw this sick laughbait at y'all, so sit back, chill the fuck out, and enjoy while the hahas creep up on you like laughsassins on the prowl . . .
out to murder your chucklestems like no fuckin tomorrow hahaha
okay, so there's this chica thing called a blonde who's zoomin around in this pimpin motherfuckin ride.
she's just chilling, controlling this bitchtits beast of a four wheeled vehicle and making it fly all over the motherfuckin road!!
but see, there was this other dude working his shit with *his* ride.
i think it's called a car. or a truck. i forgot.
but he was there, yeah? and she all cut right in front of him and crashed the backside of his ride device.
so then he starts breaking all her motherfuckin windows but she's just laughing so fuckin hard!
and uhhh.
oh, wait . . .
fuck that doesn't happen yet.
hold up . . . |
aight so he almost got hurt, but end of the line his *ride* got hurt, and this just makes him feel so fuckin salty.
so they both stop their shit and he gets out to draw a circle on the ground.
and then he's all like, "you get out of there and chill in this motherfuckin punishment circle if you don't want some terribad shit going all down! >:o("
while she's getting her stand on, he takes this knife out of fuckin nowhere and starts slicing her seats up.
he's damn serious here.
now that he's calming his tits, he turns around, and she's kinda smiling real big.
this just gets to make the motherfucker start getting mad all over again.
like, he's fuming these smokeswills of rage.
so he goes back to his car and finds this bat.
real motherfuckin convenient . . . ( it's the miracles, y'all :o) )
and he starts breaking all her motherfuckin windows but she's just laughing so fuckin hard!!
he's getting his extra rage face on now. he's like, "sister, you done flipped my angriest of the fuckin handle switches, and i'm gonna get my harsh on about it with your ride!!"
remember the knife he got before? well, he's gonna use it again.
popping all the tires that makes that fucker ride smooth, so it don't ride no more.
at this point, my friends, this sister is having a laugh attack sandwich served with snickerfuck dip on the side.
here comes the motherfuckin punch line, so hold on to your socks . . .
so our angry main dude gets all in her face and goes "what's so motherfuckin funny sis?! this shit is serious and i'm so all meaning it!!"
hahaha, fuuuuck man i'm getting all chuckly here too.
so anyway, she fronts this piece of noise right at him:
"brother, every time you weren't looking, i stepped out of that wicked punishment circle you all told me to stay in!"
honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk :o)
( got more where that came from homebros )
( troll text cut! )
ＡＣＴＩＯＮ ＦＯＲ ＶＩＯＬＥＴ ＣＩＴＹ
( option a )
[ out of the storms way and in violet city's pokemon center sits gamzee in a corner of his own mess ( his bag, a scattered clown horn or two on the floor near his feet, and a small casket filled with berries ); clown make-up touched up on since heading outside and getting it all to run; not happening again. right now, the mellow teen is wiping, cleaning, and repainting the running face of his mime jr, miracle, who had once shared the clown pattern face paint before seeing the downpour face to face! with a tiny make-up kit in hand, gamzee dabs his finger tips in black once finishing up with patting down the white base. he stares for a moment, almost as if in thought ( or is he spacing out-? ), before near glazed eyes blink, and his head gives a nod. ]
You're gonna look wicked tight, Mirabro.
[ his companion gives a mimicked gesture in return, following an enthusiastic "mime!", before holding his position and waiting for gamzee to finish painting around the eyes. he honks ( yes, honks ) every once and a while as he finishes a certain thing or two, serving as something like entertainment to those nearby— as well as . . . well yes he did just pop a berry into his mouth. a chesto berry, in fact.
suddenly he just looks a tiny bit more stoned and a lot more slow on the paint
the job is looking pretty fly on the mime jr, though. ]
( option b )
[ alternatively, his zorua, jokette, is silently prowling about the pokemon center in various disguises in search for a bit of mischief— whether it be in the form of a small child, nurse joy, a pokemon center chansey, your pokemon, or . . . well, you. the masked pokemon is looking for any opening to trick any unsuspecting victim, so do be careful!
she likes to steal things, you see. either putting blames on other people and watching a scene unfold to delightfully popcorn.gif at, or just put them in really weird places!
so, what do you see? ]
( ooc; use the text opt out post if need be! )
hahah honk :o)
check it, this sickass motherfucker told this hilarious fuckin noise at me the other day.
i thought "daaaamn, i should be all getting to pass this shit around!!"
like the friendship disease we all know and love.
i kind of forgot at the time? but fuck now that we're all waiting on this capriharsh ragestorm the sky's all raining down, mothefuckin gamzee's got his remembering kicking alls the gears alive and honking.
gonna get my sharing into the quickest of motions and throw this sick laughbait at y'all, so sit back, chill the fuck out, and enjoy while the hahas creep up on you like laughsassins on the prowl . . .
out to murder your chucklestems like no fuckin tomorrow hahaha
okay, so there's this chica thing called a blonde who's zoomin around in this pimpin motherfuckin ride.
she's just chilling, controlling this bitchtits beast of a four wheeled vehicle and making it fly all over the motherfuckin road!!
but see, there was this other dude working his shit with *his* ride.
i think it's called a car. or a truck. i forgot.
but he was there, yeah? and she all cut right in front of him and crashed the backside of his ride device.
so then he starts breaking all her motherfuckin windows but she's just laughing so fuckin hard!
and uhhh.
oh, wait . . .
fuck that doesn't happen yet.
hold up . . . |
aight so he almost got hurt, but end of the line his *ride* got hurt, and this just makes him feel so fuckin salty.
so they both stop their shit and he gets out to draw a circle on the ground.
and then he's all like, "you get out of there and chill in this motherfuckin punishment circle if you don't want some terribad shit going all down! >:o("
while she's getting her stand on, he takes this knife out of fuckin nowhere and starts slicing her seats up.
he's damn serious here.
now that he's calming his tits, he turns around, and she's kinda smiling real big.
this just gets to make the motherfucker start getting mad all over again.
like, he's fuming these smokeswills of rage.
so he goes back to his car and finds this bat.
real motherfuckin convenient . . . ( it's the miracles, y'all :o) )
and he starts breaking all her motherfuckin windows but she's just laughing so fuckin hard!!
he's getting his extra rage face on now. he's like, "sister, you done flipped my angriest of the fuckin handle switches, and i'm gonna get my harsh on about it with your ride!!"
remember the knife he got before? well, he's gonna use it again.
popping all the tires that makes that fucker ride smooth, so it don't ride no more.
at this point, my friends, this sister is having a laugh attack sandwich served with snickerfuck dip on the side.
here comes the motherfuckin punch line, so hold on to your socks . . .
so our angry main dude gets all in her face and goes "what's so motherfuckin funny sis?! this shit is serious and i'm so all meaning it!!"
hahaha, fuuuuck man i'm getting all chuckly here too.
so anyway, she fronts this piece of noise right at him:
"brother, every time you weren't looking, i stepped out of that wicked punishment circle you all told me to stay in!"
honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk :o)
( got more where that came from homebros )
( troll text cut! )
ＡＣＴＩＯＮ ＦＯＲ ＶＩＯＬＥＴ ＣＩＴＹ
( option a )
[ out of the storms way and in violet city's pokemon center sits gamzee in a corner of his own mess ( his bag, a scattered clown horn or two on the floor near his feet, and a small casket filled with berries ); clown make-up touched up on since heading outside and getting it all to run; not happening again. right now, the mellow teen is wiping, cleaning, and repainting the running face of his mime jr, miracle, who had once shared the clown pattern face paint before seeing the downpour face to face! with a tiny make-up kit in hand, gamzee dabs his finger tips in black once finishing up with patting down the white base. he stares for a moment, almost as if in thought ( or is he spacing out-? ), before near glazed eyes blink, and his head gives a nod. ]
You're gonna look wicked tight, Mirabro.
[ his companion gives a mimicked gesture in return, following an enthusiastic "mime!", before holding his position and waiting for gamzee to finish painting around the eyes. he honks ( yes, honks ) every once and a while as he finishes a certain thing or two, serving as something like entertainment to those nearby— as well as . . . well yes he did just pop a berry into his mouth. a chesto berry, in fact.
suddenly he just looks a tiny bit more stoned and a lot more slow on the paint
the job is looking pretty fly on the mime jr, though. ]
( option b )
[ alternatively, his zorua, jokette, is silently prowling about the pokemon center in various disguises in search for a bit of mischief— whether it be in the form of a small child, nurse joy, a pokemon center chansey, your pokemon, or . . . well, you. the masked pokemon is looking for any opening to trick any unsuspecting victim, so do be careful!
she likes to steal things, you see. either putting blames on other people and watching a scene unfold to delightfully popcorn.gif at, or just put them in really weird places!
so, what do you see? ]
( ooc; use the text opt out post if need be! )